Faking #Antichoice

Once again my favorite(?) feminist periodical has failed me. Ms. Magazine came out today

with a blog article railing against a bill recently passed by the Arizona legislature. The bill sitting on notoriously antichoice Governor Jan Brewer’s desk would ban abortion after 20 weeks except in the event of a woman’s imminent death. As if women don’t have enough to worry about, now the Arizona legislature wants to ensure a woman is on her death bed before she can make her own medical decisions about her body. But the editors at Ms. have once again stepped out of the realm of journalism into the funhouse halls of sensationalism.

The Ms. Magazine article “NEWSFLASH: Arizona Law Says Life Starts Before Conception” claims Arizona lawmakers are trying to declare life begins before conception by defining the gestational age of a fetus by the date of a woman’s last menstrual period.

This is the second article in a week Ms. has released that is based on complete hogwash. Gestation is widely measured within the medical community from the date of a woman’s last menstrual period. If you are a woman reading this, just try to remember the last time a doctor asked you, “When did your ovaries last release an egg?”

Human pregnancy comes to full term in 40 weeks starting from the last menstrual period. Just ask WebMD:

Baby: Your baby is still just a glimmer in your eye. Although it’s confusing to think about a pregnancy starting before your child is even conceived, doctors calculate your due date from the beginning of your last cycle since it’s hard to know exactly when conception occurred.

Or ask the Mayo Clinic:

It might seem strange, but you’re not actually pregnant the first week or two of the time allotted to your pregnancy. Yes, you read that correctly!

Conception typically occurs about two weeks after your period begins. To calculate your due date, your health care provider will count ahead 40 weeks from the start of your last period. This means your period is counted as part of your pregnancy — even though you weren’t pregnant at the time.

Even better yet, go ask a freakin’ doctor! Seriously! Call one up!

I am as prochoice as it gets. I’m a clinic escort for goodness sake. But portraying common, medically accepted practice as antichoice subterfuge to make your point reeks of “prolife” deception and is straight up dishonest journalism!

Faking Sexism

Ms. really missed the mark on this one. They are basically putting words in Newcastle’s mouth.

I enjoy reading feminist bloggers and magazines like Ms. But sometimes I find the complaints and accusations about sexism to be contrived. Case-in-point, a recent article on Ms. blog Ms.cellany that criticizes the makers of Newcaste Brown Ale for their latest advertisement. It’s kind of silly.

The Ms. blogger chides Droga5 saying,

The stereotype that professional women are ugly went out with the Cold War….

…Heineken and Newcastle Brown Ale are doing a disservice to women and men by perpetuating outdated stereotypes that all successful, intelligent women are ugly…

Uh, what? Where in the ad did Newcastle say that professional women are ugly? I’m pretty smart. I have really good hearing. And no where in that ad did I hear anything advocating an ugly businesswomen stereotype. Sure, they said their brewer was not attractive. But I didn’t hear them say, “Well we all know lady brewers are homely.”

Ms. really missed the mark on this one. They are basically putting words in Newcastle’s mouth. And they have missed a real opportunity to address the real issue I find in this ad – the idea that anyone less than modelesque is not worthy of airtime.